Stoned to tha ballax

I am just back from a weekend break to Amsterdam........what a mighty fine place it is..........the plane had a few spides and needless to say they were getting ready for a right stoning time for the next few days.........they summed their planes quite nicely when I overheard them say they will be "stoned to tha ballax"................smoking in the Dam is a legendary experience and is something everyone should try.......I managed to get sunburnt and drunk and have a lot more fun besides..........